Hold the Waffles

[hands in the middle and then the up thing]

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Tea Works!

First lesson of the cleanse: Once you drink the tea, there is no such thing as farting.

You know those guys who come to your "door" and try to "get through" by telling you that they're old buddies or friends of your parents? Well they're not. Don't trust them. Don't trust them at all.

Also, you may want to take extra underwear to work today...